Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

What is a hooberstank?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?