Who just came in on a banana boat?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

What is a hooberstank?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?