Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?
When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?
Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?
In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?
How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?
Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!
Have you just shat on Steve's towel?
Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"
When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?
Why DO bums suddenly explode?
Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"
Who might run out of trumpet juice?
Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?
How many times has Log mentioned his willy?
Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?
Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?
Just who is Roger Helmer?
Is that a volcano or a paedophile?
Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?
Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?
Who just came in on a banana boat?
How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?
Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?
Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?
Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?
In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?
Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"
What is a hooberstank?
When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?
Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?