How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

What is a hooberstank?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?