Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

What is a hooberstank?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?