How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?
Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"
Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?
Who just came in on a banana boat?
Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?
Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?
Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?
Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?
How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?
When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?
Who might run out of trumpet juice?
Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"
When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?
When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?
In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?
Just who is Roger Helmer?
Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?
Why DO bums suddenly explode?
In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?
Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?
Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!
Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"
Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?
What is a hooberstank?
Have you just shat on Steve's towel?
Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?
Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?
How many times has Log mentioned his willy?
Is that a volcano or a paedophile?
Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?