Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

What is a hooberstank?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?