When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

What is a hooberstank?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?