Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

What is a hooberstank?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?