Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

What is a hooberstank?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?