Who just came in on a banana boat?
How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?
Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?
What is a hooberstank?
When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?
When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?
Who might run out of trumpet juice?
Is that a volcano or a paedophile?
Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?
How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?
Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"
Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?
Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?
Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?
Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"
When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?
Why DO bums suddenly explode?
Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?
Just who is Roger Helmer?
Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?
Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?
Have you just shat on Steve's towel?
Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?
How many times has Log mentioned his willy?
Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!
Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?
In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?
Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"
In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?
Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?