Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

What is a hooberstank?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?