Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

What is a hooberstank?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?