Who just came in on a banana boat?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

What is a hooberstank?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?