Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention?

Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper?

Who just came in on a banana boat?

Have you just shat on Steve's towel?

Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast?

Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"?

When did Matt last try to claim he was straight?

In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!?

In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"?

Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE?

How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode?

Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?"

Who might run out of trumpet juice?

Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor?

When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"?

Just who is Roger Helmer?

Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS?

How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"?

Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?"

What is a hooberstank?

Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"?

Is that a volcano or a paedophile?

Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"?

Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm?

Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex"

Why DO bums suddenly explode?

How many times has Log mentioned his willy?

Which Regular Features host is the LEAST dedicated to the podcast?!?