Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, Buddy

10 : Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, Buddy by Regular Features

Episode Call Sheet

Cast Member Feature Being Performed
Gav Murphy "Pivot Questionnaire"
Matt Lees "Matt's Game of Thrones"
Jon "Log" Blyth "Dungeons and Dragons"
Steve Hogarty "Steve's Attempts To Make Apple Like Our Podcast More"

Script

MATT
Hello, and welcome to episode ten of Regular Features.
• JINGLE •
"Instrumental - Flute"
MATT
Well, I think there was one particular request which… which might be worth attempting, very briefly, err, which was to try and sing a barbershop quartet song about raping seals.
LOG
"Having a nice time!"
MATT
"Having a nice time!"
GAV
"Having a nice time!"
STEVE
"Having a nice time!"
LOG
"United in our love of raping seals!"
• FEATURE •
"Pivot Questionnaire"
Written and Performed by
Gav Murphy
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GAV
So, my Regular Feature is, I've taken the Pivot Questionnaire, which is from the French series obviously.
LOG
Well, yes.
GAV
"The, err, Moulin de Chasseur", which is hosted by Bernard Pivot.
• JINGLE •
"Fa-la-la-la-la"
• FEATURE •
"Matt's Game of Thrones"
Written and Performed by
Matt Lees
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MATT
Hello, hello, hello.
GAV
Hello.
MATT
Well, for my Regular Feature this week, errm, I've been, errm, looking at all these dragons and stuff this week. There's been lots of things related to dragons going on and I have realised that I still haven't actually seen "Game of Thrones" and I've heard it's very good. Gavin's look at me…
• JINGLE •
"Instrumental - Saxophone, Version 2"
• FEATURE •
"Dungeons and Dragons"
Written and Performed by
Jon "Log" Blyth
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LOG
I have been playing a computer game which is a role-playing game, and it reminded me that I've never played a proper game of "Dungeons and Dragons".
MATT
"Dungeons and Dragons"!
STEVE
Mmmm.
LOG
I've wanted to, and I've got mates who play it…
STEVE
Mmmm.
LOG
…and they're all really sexy so I thought it would make us sexier is we tried to play a game of "Dungeons and Dragons".
MATT
Seems like pretty good logic to me.
• FEATURE •
"Steve's Attempts To Make Apple Like Our Podcast More"
Written and Performed by
Steve Hogarty
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STEVE
And now it's time for my Regular Feature, "Steve's Attempts To Make Apple Like Our Podcast More". We've all noticed that we've appeared in iTunes's, errm, "New and Noteworthy" list. That's fine, I'm really enjoying that Apple have… have identified that we are a new podcast.
LOG
Yes.
CLOSING CREDITS ROLL