The GameCity 2014 Live Show

"Who wants a Ding Dong?!" Haha! Classic Regular Features. But if you don't know what a Ding Dong is or who's offering you one or whether you want one, then you probably missed our GameCity live show last weekend. Luckily for YOU, we have recorded it on 2D soundribbon, ready to be barked back into a three dimensional noisewave by the speaker system of your choice. What happened? Well, Log reunited the readers with some obscene and long lost friends, Steve cleared up precisely what happened when Roger Helmer visited a sex dungeon, Gav determined if the audience have a drinking problem while Matt measured jugs of our piss for science and entertainment.

Script

• JINGLE •
"Instrumental - Saxophone, Version 2"
MATT
Hello, and welcome to… Err, which… How many of these? Number five?
STEVE
Episode one hundred and thirteen of Regular Features.
LOG
Hey! Featuring our first very special… We've had special guests before, but our first very special guest - it's Duncan the Dinosaur!
GAV
Ohhh.
LOG
And, what he wants to know is "Who wants a Ding Dong?" Do… Do… Do you want a Ding Dong? I've got some Ding Dongs, and you've got to scream if you want one.
GAV
What's a Ding Dong?
STEVE
Does anyone…
GAV
I don't know what a Ding Dong is.
LOG
Fuck knows. They've got… They got… They got delivered to my house by someone who's hosting an event on Monday, never got to use them because they arrived too late, and my mum took delivery of another man's Ding Dongs.
GAV
Shall we shut that door? It's like "Blind Date".
CLOSING CREDITS ROLL